Kinky Headcanon Thing...I'm Sorry XD

So I saw do a kinky headcanon thing so I decided to do one myself, so I decided to choose my top 5 favorite AU Sans's...don't hate me for this xD

Ink Sans:
-is a bit of a prankster.

-is embarrassed about he's gas in public, but enjoys it when he's alone.

-has two kinds of gas, normal gas is multi colored and smells like paint. Very bad gas is completely black and has a strong ink smell.

-the gas sometimes acts like spraypaint, sometimes changing the color of what he's sitting on.

-if he's ran out of paint, might use he's gas a substitute.


Error Sans:
-isn't afraid to let he's gas out, alone or in public, but tries to keep it silent in public.

-gas color switches between black, red and yellow.

-smell changes quite a lot, but it's always a bad sort of smell.

-sound is very glitchy, changing, stopping and starting.

-gets embarrassed if someone tries to talk about this sort of stuff.


Underfell Sans:
-is very proud of he's gas.

-color of gas is red, sound is usually deep sounding.

-if it smells sweet, it would smell like strawberries or cherries, if bad, it would smell like rotten meat.

-enjoys letting go in water.

-likes to torture people/monsters with it.


Underswap Sans:
-is EXTREMELY shy about he's gas.

-is a bright blue color and has a rather light sound to it.

-normally smells like blueberries.

-will only let out he's gas when by himself or around someone he is VERY comfortable with.

-gets embarrassed even when by himself.


Dusttale Sans:
-is neutral about it, doesn't like it, doesn't hate it.

-is kinda dusty and is grey in color and smells a bit like death.

-is kinda lethal, if exposed to he's gas long enough, it might kill you.

-doesn't mind talking about this sort of topic.

-sometimes wears a gas mask to protect himself from he's own stench.